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**The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

**Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

** The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

**Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

**The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m.  The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

**Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

**A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

**At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

**Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

**Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.